The log of Mike Newton
Dear Log I found you! You were in my locker the entire time. I didn’t say sorry to Edward Cullen cause he doesn’t deserve it. He already took my future wife! Those damn freakishly pale Cullens! But...
View Article71 things emmett does when he's bored
71 Things Emmett Cullen Does When Bored: Force random members of the Cullen family to play strip poker Set things on fire Blow up cantaloupes, watermelons, and other pieces of fruit Collect animal...
View Article61 things Alice Cullen not allowed to do
not allowed to force Jasper to enter Victoria’s secret and make him carry my things. not allowed to play Bella Barbie. not allowed to convince Jasper that he wants to manipulate Bella’s emotions so...
View ArticleEmmets 16 fun things to do in an elevator! =))
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.3. Ask...
View ArticleJasper and Emmett's list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD
Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.2. Especially loud when Bella is around...
View ArticleHow to annoy emmett cullen :>
. steal his jeep. paint it hot pink.2. call him 'Teddy Bear'3. get him a teddy bear for christmas.4. tell him that 'bear hig' is only an expression.5. compare his fangirl numbers to those of everyone...
View ArticlePLLEEAASSSEE RRREEEAAAAADDDD!!!
Leave one or more memory/ies thatyou and I had together.It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! I just need to know that you care enough to remember. Don't send a...
View ArticleThis or that?
1.Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay....2.Avril Lavigne or Lindsay Lohan? Avril....3.Jessica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson? Ashlee S....4.Lisa Veronica or Jessica Veronica? NOO DIFFERENCE!...
View Articlehow to annoy jacob black =))
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it. 3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.4. Constantly...
View ArticleMy friends :D
For every letter, give a name of a friend.A- alex and ashleyB- bea castro..C- christina and chynna D- dayanE- enorme? haha. wala eh... =))F- franco!G- gigiH- ??I- icieJ- jcel and janette..(mammy)!!K-...
View ArticleThe log of Mike Newton 2...
Dear Log I would say diary but that is way too girly for me. Because I’m a tough guy, I’m Mike Newton! Super Mike! Awesome Mike! Sexy Mike! Manly Mike! (note to Mike: stick to Manly Mike…its so manly)...
View ArticleThe log of Mike Newton 3...
haha! this is Mike Newton's 3rd log... THER ARE MORE TO COME!!! Dear Log, Out of all the girls I know besides Angelina Jolie, Bella Swan is the hottest of them all! She is so hot that every time I...
View ArticleThe log of Mike Newton 4...
haha. this is Mike Newton's 4th log.... he call's it a log because if he calls it a diary it will be too "girly".. whatever!! can he get anymore gay-er?? :)) Dear Log… It is offical…I am in love...
View ArticleThe log of Mike Newton 5....!!!
haha... this is newton's 5th log.. guia, happy? =)) here's what you've been waiting for. and btw, this isnt really newton's log.. he's just writing letters to edward.... Dear Edward Cullen I would...
View ArticleThe log of Mike Newton 6.
Edward’s Point Of View I know your secret…what could he mean by that? I look at him with a confused expression then it began clear to me. In Mike Newton’s little brain of his, he is singing ‘Edward...
View ArticleThe log of Mike Newton 7...!!!
Dear Diary Rosalie here! Anyway, I’m so perfect! Look at my beautiful hand writing, no one can beat that. Well Emmett and I totally shagged last night once again. I love that boy. He’s so sexy and...
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